Poking me- QUIT poking me that is so 2007
Racist Jokes- Not cool dude, never was, did you get that memo?
Massive Constant Bitching- I get it, feel free to vent, but damn everyday? Take a minute and think do you really want that on your Facebook wall for everybody to see.
Apps/Games- You can keep sending me requests, but I will not join your mafia, farm, cafe, garden, etc. Quit spamming your friends, go read a book!
Chain Letters/Group Emails- I get it you think by sending me this Jesus will come visit you tonight. Annoying, go away with your chain letters. Also do not spam me with group emails. I don’t want to buy what you are selling. I shop at Macy’s. If what you are selling is at Macy’s then let me know.
Facebook Bully- You are mighty brave behind a computer I see, but what is your purpose? It’s like high school all over again. Get a life and do something productive with your time. I see you can’t keep my name out of your status…Ugh
I need a Doctor- I’m not talking about getting new Beats by Dre headphones either people, Yes, Yes we all know you can afford them. Quit taking so many pics. LOL Moving on…
Don’t take this the wrong way but some people on my friend’s list need to seek professional advice. I am sure you know who you are. I don’t remember any of your Facebook friends being qualified to be your doctor. Facebook should not and is not a substitute for therapy. Get HELP! As always I’ll pray for you, right after I delete you.